Avatar Sucks
This is why Avatar is bullshit: James Cameron spent $500 million dollars (sit on that number for a minute…) and couldn’t throw enough money towards the writing team to get more than an offensive collection of hackneyed cliches.He basically said, “Eh, forget the ‘story’. I really want to make jellyfish-like things pop out from the screen. Can we get the guys from District 9, the Transformer-looking motherfuckers? No? Call Michael Bay and see if can help out.” Not only did I accurately predict exactly what was going to happen (and no, I didn’t really read any reviews), but our crew of four visiting the Tivoli Sunday morning predicted entire lines of dialogue. It was that cliched. I mean, ****SPOILER ALERT*** is probably unnecessary because the entire plot is predictable as McGuire being on steroids, but I digress. → continue reading
