The Underwhelming First NaBloPoMo Post
I haven’t been posting nearly as much as I would like to, so I decided to participate in NaBloPoMo (National Blog Posting Month) for November, which means I’m committing to post every day of that month. I know, right? The world totes needs more banal documentation of my life. What can I say? I like to give back. Deadlines are good for me and I’m excited to maybe write something interesting in those 30 days.
Last night was Halloween, and I had a fun time at our friend John’s house. I dressed as slutty broccoli. I didn’t take the good camera because I didn’t want to keep track of it, but there were pictures, which I will post when I get them. There were some great costumes, as usual. My one friend was Teen Wolf (if Teen Wolf played basketball for DuBourg), his wife was our friend’s giant construction cell phone, Susan and Moose were Margaret Thatcher and Winston Churchill, complete with British foodstuffs like spotted dick. Rev Em was Bob from What About Bob? (with live goldfish around her neck) and Army Dan was Cousin Eddie circa Christmas Vaction. There was a Fabio, a Hulk Hogan, a SuBo, a Sally O’Malley, a priest, a cow with udders, an Evil Knieval, a Rosie the Riveter, and several more costumes I can’t remember since I partook in various vices over the course of the night. Rev Em’s family showed up; her dad was Balloon Boy, and she brought her visiting French cousin. Try explaining sexy broccoli to a Frenchie. This guy hadn’t even heard of Bruce Springsteen. Socialist. He was amazed that Halloween parties in America really are like on TV shows. We danced the night away like only drunk white people can do and I felt like crap today.
I’d also like to give the Iowa Hawkeyes a shoutout, as my lifetime devotion to their squad is finally paying off in the form of a 9-0 record peppered with heart attack-inducing comebacks. It’s been a great fall to be a Hawk.
Tomorrow I’ll be posting about my trip on Friday to the St Louis Symphony Orchestra. We had a blast!
